possible outcomes if i were to try the blindfolded balance beam walking: 1. unable to find the beam walk directly into water... embarrassment ensues. 2. Slip, with a foot on different sides of the beam... Impotency ensues. 3. Get almost to the end, slip, crack head on pool deck... fractured skull and amnesia ensues. 4. slip, fall into water, become disoriented by the lack of vision, become inexplicably entangled in the blindfold... death ensues.
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possible outcomes if i were to try the blindfolded balance beam walking:
1. unable to find the beam walk directly into water... embarrassment ensues.
2. Slip, with a foot on different sides of the beam... Impotency ensues.
3. Get almost to the end, slip, crack head on pool deck... fractured skull and amnesia ensues.
4. slip, fall into water, become disoriented by the lack of vision, become inexplicably entangled in the blindfold... death ensues.
and still it would not break.
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